Contributed by Tim Harlow on May 13, 2009
                
                
                
                    WHAT HE HEARD HIS WIFE SAY, "You’re way too stupid to be trusted driving alone in bad weather at your age."
WHAT SHE ACTUALLY SAID, "Drive carefully, dear."
WHAT HE HEARD HIS WIFE SAY, "Honey, why don’t you put your head in a vice and I’ll turn the handle until your skull explodes."
WHAT SHE
                    
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                    Contributed by Dale  Pilgrim on Aug 23, 2009
                
                
                
                    THREE-FOLD REWARD
Glenys and I were only married five years and in our second church. Money was tight and our needs were overwhelming. For a variety of reasons we were down to making an important decision – give our tithe or use it to buy groceries. Our faith was simple but strong. We decided our
                    
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                    Contributed by Timothy Dolan on Nov 10, 2009
                
                
                
                    THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
How many have heard the apparently new cliché:  "They are who we thought they were"?
"Normally quiet Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green first uttered this trademarked phrase during a swear-filled, post-game tirade in 2006. When he was asked what he thought of
                    
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                    Contributed by Ajai Prakash on Jan 13, 2010
                
                
                
                    On December 7, 1941, a Japanese war plane piloted by Mitsuo Fuchida took off from the aircraft carrier Akagi. Fuchida led the surprise attack on the US Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.
Through the war years to follow, Fuchida continued to fly—often narrowly escaping death. At war’s end, he
                    
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                    Contributed by Ross Cochrane on Apr 22, 2010
                
                
                
                    The other day I met a man with INOPERABLE BRAIN TUMORS. John (not his real name) made a commitment to Christ many years ago and has an ASSURANCE OF ETERNAL LIFE. We had a great conversation together. He is an amazing person. And I prayed for him.
When I read Matthew 10, I wonder about John.
                    
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                    I KNEW MY FATHER WAS PLEASED
It reminds me of a story that Jonathan Goforth (1859-1936) the great Canadian missionary in China, used to tell.
Jonathan’s father put him in charge of one of the family farms at the age of 15. He drew special attention to one very large field, which had become choked
                    
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                    A RISK-TAKER FOR GOD
What does it mean to be a risk taker for God, for His Kingdom?
1.	It means opening yourself up to change. 
2.	It is the acceptance of the fact that there is a need for change. 
3.	It is literally taking the behavioral steps necessary that will result in that change.
4.	It is
                    
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                    Contributed by Brad Henry on Nov 2, 2011
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    BURN THE SHIPS
In the 1500’s there was a commander named Cortes who was trying to conquer the Yucatan Peninsula for its gold. To prevent retreat Cortes ordered his ships to be sent to sea and scuttled so they could not retreat. How where they to get home? They weren’t--they would either win or
                    
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                    Contributed by Curry Pikkaart on Mar 26, 2012
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    GOD, SEND US BIGGER RATTLESNAKES
There was a farmer who had three sons: Jim, John, and Sam. No one in the family ever attended church or had time for God. The pastor and church members tried for years to interest the family in the things of God, but to no avail. 
Then one day, a rattlesnake bit
                    
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                    Contributed by Curry Pikkaart on Apr 4, 2012
                
                
                
                    TEMPERED FOR CHRIST
A blacksmith, about 8 years after his conversion to Christ, was asked by an unbeliever, "Why is it you have so much trouble? I have been watching you since you trusted Christ as your Savior and began to 'walk square' and seem to love everybody, and you seem to have twice as
                    
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                    A student at Penn State University went out on a ledge of a tall building on campus and threatened to take her life by jumping off.  The campus chaplain was called in to bring calmness while awaiting the emergency team from nearby. 
When the chaplain found the young woman, her threats seemed very
                    
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                    Contributed by Bob Marcaurelle on Jun 16, 2007
                
                
                
                    A young boy was leaving for Iraq and on his last night at home he went out with his friends. Arriving home about 11:30 he made his regular stop at the refrigerator. The mother and father were in bed upstairs, and as always did not feel right until they heard him come in. The mother said to the
                    
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                    My dad used to tell a story about a guy who went into the ministry, but his preaching wasn’t very good and his ministry wasn’t very successful. He finally was called on the carpet to examine the "fruits of his ministry" (as John Wesley would have called it). They pastoral review committee inquired
                    
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