Contributed by Doug Lyon on Dec 11, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 1,906 views
Here is a copy of my birth certificate. [Show document.] My birth certificate indicates that I was born in Rochester, NY in 1955. It objectively testifies to me that that I am a citizen of the United States. I don’t need to ask myself, “Do I feel like a U.S. citizen?” My birth certificate
...read more
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 1,234 views
"The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow wont
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Feb 19, 2001
based on 107 ratings
| 1,840 views
A Dennis the Menace cartoon shows Dennis speaking to his father, saying, "Dad, it’s raining outside." Mr. Mitchell was reading his paper & also watching the news on television. So he grunted, "Uh huh."
Undeterred, Dennis went on, " Margaret is getting ready to go to camp this week." Mr.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Joey Nelson on Aug 6, 2001
based on 69 ratings
| 6,442 views
Three military recruiters showed up to address high school seniors. Each recruiter - representing the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps - was to have fifteen minutes. The Army and Navy recruiters got carried away, so when it came time for the Marine to speak, he had just two minutes. He walked up and
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Contributed by Joel Pankow on Oct 25, 2001
based on 122 ratings
| 2,753 views
On the TV show called the X-Files, they had a story about a family that used to keep an ugly looking creature in their basement. And what was even stranger was that people would bring their sick and dying family members over to see this creature and they would come back healthy. When Scully and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
based on 10 ratings
| 4,994 views
I love the story of a king that wanted to show his people how much he loved them.
So, he decided to pay for a great feast for his kingdom.
He decided to have a great meal and invite every family.
The king would provide all the meat, all the vegetables, all the desserts ...
everything, the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Contributed by Mary Lewis on Aug 3, 2003
Sarah Michelle Gellar, star of the TV show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," said this "I consider myself a spiritual person. I believe in an idea of God, although it’s my own personal ideal. I find most religions interesting, and I’ve been to every kind of denomination:
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Mary Lewis on Aug 3, 2003
based on 4 ratings
| 4,063 views
One “Frank & Ernest” cartoon shows Moses bringing the 10 Commandments to the people, and one of them says, “Could you make
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Peter Schmidt on Nov 13, 2003
based on 79 ratings
| 3,081 views
You ever watch those shows about these submarines that go down 2 and a half miles to the wreck of the Titanic? That’s one thing that I think I could never do. To be crammed into a machine not much bigger than a telephone booth with 2 other guys, 2 miles below the surface of the water, with the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Brian La Croix on Nov 17, 2003
based on 8 ratings
| 1,624 views
Any adults here remember the television show, "Emergency?"¨
That was my ultra-favorite show. And at times I wish I had TV Land on my TV so I could watch it still.
But because of that show, I was planning to be a paramedic, like the guys on that show.
I thought it was really cool to use the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Richard Mcnair on Oct 27, 2004
based on 4 ratings
| 3,371 views
On the TV show Hee Haw, Doc Campbell is confronted by a patient who says he broke his arm in two places. The doc replies, "Well then, stay out of them places!" He may have something there. We cannot regularly put ourselves in the face of temptation and not be affected. When faced with
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Joseph Bachman on Nov 27, 2004
based on 3 ratings
| 4,280 views
“An old man showed up at the back door of the house we were renting. Opening the door a few cautious inches, we saw his eyes were glassy and his furrowed face glistened with silver stubble. He clutched a wicker basket holding a few unappealing vegetables. He bid us good morning and offered his
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Contributed by Kory Wilcoxson on Jan 12, 2005
based on 3 ratings
| 4,537 views
There’s a Far Side cartoon that shows a bum sitting in a dirty alley, and there’s a giant bug next to him. And the bug is saying, “There I was, vice president, stock options, corner office, Mercedes, then one day someone comes in and says, “Wait a minute! He’s nothing but a giant cockroach!”
Very
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Art Good on Jun 5, 2007
Have you ever gone to a car show?
Recently I went to a car show in Carlisle PA. I noticed that some guys are Chevy guys, some like Ford, others are into Pontiacs, or Oldsmobile or whatever. But when you get to a car show people are talking with each other, they all “ooh” and “ahh” over cars and
...read more
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 3,322 views
When the show “Let’s Make A Deal” aired in the seventies, one of the hardest things for people to do was to make a decision. Monty Hall would give them a choice between the prizes they had already won or they could trade that in for what was behind door # 1, 2, or 3. Behind one of those doors was a
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 1,858 views
Years ago on a TV show, a guest appeared that was a body builder. As he entered the stage with his huge muscular body the crowd went crazy as the body builder began to flex his muscles and show his power. The first question asked of him was this: “What do you use all those muscles for?” Without
...read more
Tags:
Sermon Central