Contributed by Timothy Smith on Aug 2, 2004
based on 23 ratings
| 7,615 views
The story is told of a teacher tells about taking a 2nd grader to the library to help her learn to read. The book she choose for the girl only had pictures. So the teacher sat down with the child and said, "Why don’t you identify the pictures for me?" She started: "That’s a house, that’s a man,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Church
Contributed by Troy Borst on Sep 16, 2003
based on 7 ratings
| 1,828 views
“I’m Free” by Unknown
Don’t grieve for me, for now I’m free, I’m following the path God has laid you see.
I took His hand when I heard him call, I turned my back and left it all.
I could not stay another day, To laugh, to love, to work, to play.
Tasks left undone must stay that way, I found that
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Brian Harvison on Aug 16, 2008
We are living Life, Liberty and the Pursuit
But sometimes we are pursuing the wrong things in the wrong direction.
Did you hear the story about the elderly lady that had heard on the news about a car driving the wrong way on the interstate
She was so worried that her husband was in danger that she
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Too many children hear empty threats. I’ll be walking through a grocery store and I’ll hear a parent say, “Now I’m warning you. I’m going to count to three. One, two, two and a half, I mean it, you are going to get it. OK, you just wait till your father gets home.”
It’s just threat after
...read more
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
SHOOT THE MOON
The other day I needed to take my mind off things, so I opened my computer and played a game of hearts. Now, like all card games, no matter how diligent you play, there's time when the unexpected happens, and you're hand turns to disaster. One sneaky move from an opponent and it's
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Doane Brubaker on Apr 2, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 3,286 views
You understand the relationship of cause & effect. If that happened, then this results.
When you enter a dark room and flip a light switch you expect the room to brighten. If you flip that switch and the windows open, you’re pretty surprised because the two aren’t related.
When you get in your
...read more
Denomination:
Mennonite
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Feb 21, 2001
based on 161 ratings
| 2,958 views
Maybe you heard about a guy named John who had a really horrible memory. One day John ran into a friend whom he had not seen in a long time. He greeted him & said, “Bill, do you remember what a bad memory I had?” Bill answered, “Yes, I certainly do.” “Well, it’s not bad any more. I went to a
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Pat Cook on Jul 22, 2005
based on 5 ratings
| 3,187 views
I like the joke about the guy named John, who had a really horrible memory. One day John ran into a friend whom he had not seen in a long time. He greeted him and said, “Bill, do you remember what a bad memory I had?”
Bill answered, “Yes, I certainly do.”
“Well, it’s not bad any more. I
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Dru Ashwell on Dec 16, 2001
based on 19 ratings
| 2,533 views
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the
world-famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.
~~~~~
Hi. Now you say something.
~~~~~
Hi, I’m not home right now but my answering machine is, so you
can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
~~~~~
Hello. I am David’s
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Jan 8, 2024
based on 1 rating
| 930 views
What settings are you in when you fall? Avoid them.
What props do you have that support your sin? Eliminate them.
What people are you usually with? Avoid them.
There are two equally damning lies Satan wants us to believe:
1) Just once won't hurt you at all.
2) Now that you have
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Feb 21, 2012
COPING WITH COMPLAINING
How do you cope with complaining, nagging, whine-baby people? Internet discussion board posted this:
Why do people complain so much?
I know it's a natural thing but it has to be unhealthy. At my job people never stop complaining. Every day it's either too hot or too cold.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Paul Carlson on Feb 21, 2009
A preacher once met a man named Worral. He had been stricken with rheumatoid
arthritis at age 15, years went by before he met him again. 30 years later they crossed
paths only to find Worral now totally paralyzed except for 1 finger. He could barely speak
and was totally blind.
But he had a
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by David Yarbrough on Mar 15, 2002
based on 29 ratings
| 1,817 views
Some years back as you traveled along I-10 in Louisiana there was a large billboard which would catch your eye. It stood high above the city just as you started up the Mississippi River bridge. On it was a picture of Jesus Christ hanging on the cross of Calvary, head bowed. The caption underneath
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Sermon Central