In Sermon Illustrations: "Humorous Weddings"

I Thought We'd Talk More About God

Contributed by Isaac Butterworth on Feb 11, 2011

I THOUGHT WE'D TALK MORE ABOUT GOD Some years ago, a woman came to me for counseling. Her husband had died suddenly from a rapidly growing cancer, and she was overcome not only with grief but with fear regarding her future. She did not now know who she was or where she was to go. She was beside ...read more

Tags: Discipleship

Denomination: Presbyterian/Reformed

Alex Haley, The Author Of "Roots," Had An ...  PRO

Contributed by Melvin Newland on Oct 10, 2001

Alex Haley, the author of "Roots," had an unusual picture hanging on his office wall. It was a picture of a turtle on top of a fence post. When asked, "Why is that there?" Alex Haley answered, "Every time I write something significant, every time I read my words & think that they are wonderful, ...read more

Tags: Humor

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

There Were 4 Christians, Everybody, Somebody, ...  PRO

Contributed by Darren Rogers on Jul 15, 2007

There were 4 Christians, Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was a special job to do. Preach the Gospel. Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. ...read more

Scripture: Mark 10:35-45

Tags: Humorous

Denomination: Baptist

A Heavily Booked Commercial Flight ...  PRO

Contributed by Kevin Taylor on Oct 20, 2008

ILLUSTRATION: A heavily booked commercial flight out of Denver was canceled, and a single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the front and slapped his ticket down on the counter. "I have to be on this flight and it has to be ...read more

Scripture: Luke 10:25-37

Tags: Humor

Imagination Was Given To Man To Compensate Him ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor ...read more

Tags: Humor

The Great Humorist Forgets Himself In His ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

The great humorist forgets himself in his delighted ...read more

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Our Heavenly Father Has An Amazing Sense Of ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Our Heavenly Father has an amazing sense of humour; He will bring across your path the kind of people who ...read more

Tags: Humor

For Health And The Constant Enjoyment Of Life, ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever present sense of humor; it is the next best ...read more

Tags: Humor

I Think The Next Best Thing To Solving A Problem ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is to ...read more

Tags: Humor

Men Will Confess To Treason, Murder, Arson, ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them ...read more

Tags: Humor

No Mind Is Thoroughly Well Organized That Is ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient ...read more

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Humour Is An Affirmation Of Dignity, A ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority ...read more

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Whom The Gods Would Make Bigots, They First ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Whom the gods would make bigots, they first ...read more

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There Is Of Course Something Wrong With A Man ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"There is of course something wrong with a man who is only partly humorous, or is only humorous at times, for humor ought to be a yeast, ...read more

Tags: Humor

Humor Is Laughing At What You Haven't Got When ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ...read more

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I Have Never Understood Why It Should Be ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to ...read more

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The Best Definition Of Humour I Know Is: Humour ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"The best definition of humour I know is: humour may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof. I ...read more

Tags: Humor

One Must Keep Ever Present A Sense Of Humour. It ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

One must keep ever present a sense of humour. It depends entirely on yourself how much you see or hear or understand. But the sense of humour I ...read more

Tags: Humor

Whence Comes This Idea That If What We Are ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Whence comes this idea that if what we are doing is fun, it cant be Gods will? The God who made giraffes, a babys fingernails, a puppys tail, a crooknecked squash, the bobwhites call, and a ...read more

Tags: Humor

Think Of What Would Happen To Usif There Were No ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Think of what would happen to usif there were no humorists; life would be one ...read more

Tags: Humor