In Sermon Illustrations: "Five Loaves And Two Fish"

There Are Two Important Rules In Horse-Riding. ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

There are two important rules in horse-riding. The first is to mount the horse. ...read more

Tags: Animals

There Is Nothing So Annoying As To Have Two ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when ...read more

Tags: Communication General

Only Two Things Are Infinite, The Universe And ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm ...read more

Tags: Thought

Technology Is Dominated By Two Types Of People: ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those ...read more

Tags: Workplace

Always Remember There Are Two Types Of People ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Always remember there are two types of people in the world. Those who come into a room and say, Well, here I am and ...read more

Tags: Human Life

There Are Two Things In This Life For Which We ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

There are two things in this life for which we are never ...read more

Tags: Baby Dedication

There Are Two Kinds Of Statistics, The Kind You ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and ...read more

Tags: Statistics

There Are Two Kinds Of Success. One Is The Very ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"There are two kinds of success. One is the very rare kind that comes to the man who has the power to do what no one else has the power to do. That is genius. But the average man who wins what we call success is not a genius. He is a man who has merely the ordinary qualities that he shares ...read more

Tags: Workplace Success

There Are Two Ways To Get To The Top Of An Oak ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: you can climb it ...read more

Tags: Truth

A Tale Of Two Sisters And The Signs Of The End Of ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 2, 2009

A Tale of Two Sisters and the Signs of the End of the Age Dr. A. J. Gordon tells of two sisters who were very near and dear to one another. One was a Christian, and the other was not The Christian girl was constantly seeking to lead the unbelieving one to the Lord Jesus Christ One night she ...read more

Scripture: Matthew 24:3-51

Tags: Second Coming

Two Prayers We Prayed For Our ...

Contributed by K. Edward Skidmore on Dec 7, 2009

Two Prayers we prayed for our kids: I want to recommend a prayer Susan and I prayed while raising our kids. We asked God to do this for our kids: "Maximize the effect of the things we do right - and minimize the effect of the things we do wrong." Of course we usually thought of praying that ...read more

Tags: Parenting

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

We're Building Two A Day

Contributed by Bobby Scobey on Feb 22, 2010

WE'RE BUILDING TWO A DAY In the 1880s the Methodist Church was privileged to have a leader named C. C. McCabe. He was a church extension pioneer and strategist, and a great achiever he was. One day he was on a train, riding out to the Pacific Northwest to help develop and launch a strategy for ...read more

Tags: Church Growth

Denomination: Pentecostal

I Will Give You Two Apples  PRO

Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Jan 29, 2014

I WILL GIVE YOU TWO APPLES An atheist and a little boy in his neighborhood were talking one day about God, church and faith. Finally, the old neighbor said to the little boy, "Son, I don’t see how there could be a God in this world with all of the problems we have. I will give you an apple if you ...read more

Scripture: Psalm 19:1-5

Tags: Faith, Apologetics, Atheism, Unbelief

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Your Two Dirty Pennies Are An Insult

Contributed by David Goering on Aug 14, 2018

Suppose somebody befriended you in your town and offered to buy you a big beautiful house, and told you that you could choose the house you wanted. Then when he was handing you the title deed you reached in your pocket and pulled out two pennys, and when you did they accidentally fell out of your ...read more

Scripture: Ephesians 2:8-9

Tags: Free Gift, It Is Finished, Salvation, Righteousness, Good Works  (view more)  (view less)

Saved People Have Two Birthdays!

Contributed by Rick Crandall on Jul 4, 2019

Born Again - John 1:12-13 (Also see John 3:1-16) 12. But as many as received Him, to them He gave the (power or authority or) right to become children of God, even to those who believe in His name: 13. who were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. ...read more

Scripture: John 1:12-13, John 3:1-16

Tags: Born Again, Family Of God

Denomination: Baptist

There Were Two Churches Of Christ In The Small ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

There were two Churches of Christ in the small north Texas town. The church where I ministered had split from the older church years before over some petty differences. I was beginning a sermon series on the "One-another" passages of the Bible, when Gabe, a former elder, got up and walked up to ...read more

Tags: Faith

Sophie And Shirley, Two Elderly Widows In A ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says, "Sophie, you know I’m shy. Why don’t you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He ...read more

Tags: Friendship General

Two Men Are Seated In A Plane. The First Is ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

Two men are seated in a plane. The first is given a parachute and told to put is on as it would improve his flight. He’s a little skeptical at first because he can’t see how wearing a parachute in a plane could possibly improve the flight. After a time he decides to experiment and see if the claim ...read more

Scripture: Genesis 39:1-23, Psalm 66:10

Tags: Temptation, Tempt, God's Provision

Two Millennia On It Is Very Much A Similar ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

Two millennia on it is very much a similar setting in our world we havent advanced at all, we still find ourselves with a diversity of religions,cults,pagan practices and personal philosophies.Just go down into our major city centres you will find a host of books on alternative spirituality, ...read more

Tags: World Religions

Two Pals Are Sitting In A Pub Watching The ...

Contributed by Brien Sims on Jun 18, 2008

“Two pals are sitting in a pub watching the eleven-o’clock news. A report comes on about a man threatening to jump from the 20th floor of a downtown building. One friend turns to the other and says, "I’ll bet you ten bucks the guy doesn’t jump." "It’s a bet," agrees his buddy. A few minutes later, ...read more

Tags: Learning

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ