Contributed by Rodney Buchanan on May 30, 2004
based on 2 ratings
| 4,129 views
The sign next to the expressionless face said: “The Motionless Man: Make Him Laugh. Win $100.” So several people gave it all they had. For hours they pulled their faces into strange contortions, told jokes, made fun of him, did stunts — but nothing worked. He was totally unmoved and his face
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Paul Wallace on Oct 25, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 999 views
The story is told of a man who was on his way to attend a costume ball one Sunday evening. He was wearing a red suit with a tail and a skintight mask with horns. He looked like Satan, or rather the false but widely accepted picture of the devil. As he hurried along, he was caught in a sudden
...read more
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Timothy Smith on Jul 27, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 4,015 views
The story is told of a man who requested in his will to be buried in a very unusual way. When he died, he wanted everyone to look upon him as successful, so he asked that after his death his body be placed propped behind the wheel of a brand new pink Cadillac, and to have a smile on his face and an
...read more
Scripture:
Denomination:
Christian Church
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Sep 20, 2010
based on 1 rating
| 2,823 views
PSALM 47 AND ROSH HASHANAH
When a brand new believer in 1974, my friend loaned his LP Album by Messianic Jewish group "Lamb." When I married Marylu in 1980, I married into Lamb albums.
One of the songs was titled, "Clap Your Hands, All Ye People," and was a paraphrase of Psalm 47. Preparing this
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Sep 27, 2005
From the 9-20-05 Daily Bread
A few years ago, an unkempt, poorly adjusted youth named Tim… was converted to Christ in an evangelistic crusade. Several days later…he was sent to my home so that I could help him find a good church. And so it was that he began attending with me.
Though Tim needed
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Clark Tanner on Jan 23, 2006
based on 2 ratings
| 1,933 views
Charles Spurgeon recounted the story of a group of missionaries who went in the early 1700’s to Greenland desiring to convert the indigenous people there.
He quoted them as going with this determination on their tongues, “These people are in such darkness that it cannot be of any use to preach
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Orthodox
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Feb 20, 2001
based on 114 ratings
| 3,268 views
I WAS SINGING
A number of years ago Orel Hirscheiser was pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers. They had just won the World Series, & Orel had been named “The most valuable player of the series.”
One of the TV shows about the series showed him in the dugout just before the 9th inning started.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Dan Cormie on Oct 27, 2002
based on 7 ratings
| 5,451 views
A number of years ago Orel Hirschheiser was pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers. They had just won the World Series, & Orel had been named “The most valuable player of the series.”
One of the TV shows about the series showed him in the dugout just before the 9th inning started. He was leaning
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Mennonite
Contributed by Lynn Malone on Nov 28, 2005
based on 7 ratings
| 3,975 views
There’s a wonderful story about Jimmy Durante, one of the great entertainers of a generation ago. He was asked to be a part of a show for World War II veterans. He told them his schedule was very busy and he could afford only a few minutes, but if they wouldn’t mind his doing one short monologue
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Aug 25, 2006
based on 24 ratings
| 6,011 views
A pastor thought God gave Him an idea, and he presented it in the monthly elders meeting. After giving his most impassioned plea and really “selling” the idea to the elder board, the board voted and voted down the pastors proposed changes 12-1. The head elder looked at the pastor and said, “Well
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Jimmy Haile on Sep 29, 2011
OREL HERSHISER, SINGER
A number of years ago Orel Hershiser was pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers. They had just won the World Series, and Orel had been named the most valuable player of the series.
One of the TV shows about the series showed him in the dugout just before the ninth inning
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Steve Malone on Feb 4, 2003
based on 6 ratings
| 1,833 views
Mark Buchanan writes the following in, Your God Is Too Safe,
The Lord is deeply and passionately committed to our joy. Where did we get the idea that religion is a stiff, dull, flat business, all pursed lips and knitted brows and gloomy outlooks? Where did we get that portrait of the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jul 23, 2008
based on 1 rating
| 4,473 views
MVP PRAISES GOD FOR WORLD SERIES
A number of years ago, Orel Hershiser was pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers. They had just won the World Series, and Orel had been named "The most valuable player of the series." One of the TV shows about the series showed him in the dugout just before the 9th
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Oct 9, 2008
based on 3 ratings
| 4,574 views
Majority Rules?
A rabbi was at odds with his congregation. The president of the synagogue said, "Rabbi, we must have a conference to settle this dispute once and for all." So the rabbi, the president an the ten elders met together to discuss the issue -- but the rabbi soon discovered that he was
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Aubrey Vaughan on Jan 24, 2010
TO MANY PROFESSING CHRISTIANS LEAVE CHRIST AND OUR CHURCHES FOR WHAT? FOR ANYTHING AT ALL THAT THIS WORLD HAS TO OFFER? IS LIKE BEING DUPED BY A DODGY CAR SALESMAN INTO TRADING IN YOUR TOP OF THE RANGE ROLLS ROYCE FOR A CLAPPED OUT ROBIN RELIANT, YOU WERE PROMISED SO MUCH FROM THE
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Feb 2, 2023
based on 1 rating
| 1,941 views
Long ago a man sought the perfect picture of peace. Not finding one that satisfied, he announced a contest to produce this masterpiece. The challenge stirred the imagination of artists everywhere, and paintings arrived from far and wide. Finally the great day of revelation arrived. The judges
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by David Dunn on Oct 6, 2025
A little old saint who came to church every Sabbath and sat right down front.
The preacher was predictable. The sermons were steady, maybe a bit too steady.
But every week, that dear lady found something to say “Amen!” about.
Every time she did, it startled the whole congregation — because nobody
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Seventh-Day Adventist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 1, 2002
based on 23 ratings
| 6,728 views
Malcolm, a man with a terrible temper, was playing a round of golf with his pastor. After leaving three straight putts on the edge of the cup, Malcolm exploded. "I missed!" he screamed. "How could I miss?" With that he heaved his putter into a nearby lake, kicked a wheel on the golf cart and drove
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Sermon Central