Contributed by Victor Yap on Jan 29, 2001
based on 157 ratings
| 4,821 views
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered (as the dollar bill listened enviously), "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went out on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Mark Beaird on Nov 2, 2000
based on 147 ratings
| 2,608 views
One day my three-year-old granddaughter, Beverly, was playing with her toys. Her mother, who was folding laundry across the room, noticed Beverly’s shirt was dirty and needed to be changed. After calling two times with no response, her mother gave her the full three-name call: "Beverly Elizabeth
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Richard Jones on Nov 3, 2000
based on 154 ratings
| 16,303 views
An old American Indian tale recounts the story of a chief who was telling a gathering of young braves about the struggle within. "It is like two dogs fighting inside of us," the chief told them. "There is one good dog who wants to do the right and the other dog always wants to do the wrong.
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Alan Perkins on Mar 27, 2001
based on 181 ratings
| 2,202 views
* 42 percent of workers reported that yelling and verbal abuse took place where they worked.
* One in ten said that physical violence had occurred where they worked.
* 34 percent had lost sleep because of workplace stress, and 23 percent had been driven to tears.
* Almost two-thirds, 65 percent,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Wayne Burnett on Apr 17, 2001
based on 104 ratings
| 3,162 views
THE HEART OF A CHILD
Whatever you write on the heart of a child,
no water can wash away.
The sands may be shifted when billows are wild
and the efforts of time may decay.
Some stories may perish, some songs be forgot,
but this engraved record, time changes it not.
Whatever you write in the heart of
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Sep 7, 2001
based on 54 ratings
| 1,958 views
Illus.: “Get On With the Operation”
A soldier was badly wounded. A surgeon said to him, “I must operate right away. I think I ought to tell you that you have one chance in a hundred to come through. Have you anything to say?” The soldier answered, “No, doctor, get on with the operation! All
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Oct 3, 2001
based on 74 ratings
| 4,830 views
John M. Moore, the hymn writer captured this truth when he wrote…
Why did they nail Him to Calvary’s tree?
Why, tell me, why was He there?
Jesus the Helper, the Healer, the Friend—
Why, tell me, why was He there?
Then the songwriter answers the rhetorical question by saying…
All my iniquities on
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Mark Eberly on Sep 24, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 1,285 views
As a recovered alcoholic, I have a God-given opportunity to share with other alcoholics so that they also may recover. But the very first question is, “Do you want to get better?” If the answer is “no” or “I don’t have a problem” then the response is, “Sorry to bother you.” Pursuing the issue will
...read more
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 10, 2008
based on 1 rating
| 1,465 views
During the reign of Oliver Cromwell, there was a shortage of currency in the British Empire. Representatives carefully searched the nation in hopes of finding silver to meet the emergency. After one month, the committee returned with its report. "We have searched the Empire in vain seeking to find
...read more
Contributed by Ajai Prakash on Jul 12, 2008
Irish novelist and playwright Samuel Beckett received great recognition for his work--but not every one savored his accomplishments. Beckett's marriage, in fact, was soured by his wife's jealousy of his growing fame and success as a writer. One day in 1969 his wife Suzanne answered the telephone,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Brian Lewis on Sep 25, 2008
A husband and wife were preparing to have breakfast when the wife asked, "why do I always have to make the coffee?"
The husband answered, "because you’re the wife; that’s your job."
The wife replied, "well, the Bible doesn’t say it’s the women’s job to make the coffee; it’s the man’s!"
Taken
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
based on 4 ratings
| 3,968 views
Two men are on a journey one day. The first complains to the second that he never focuses on anything; he's always being distracted by something. The second disputes the claim and says he can and does focus on doing what he is doing frequently. The first man says, "I bet you a banana split that
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Catholic
Contributed by Richard Tow on Aug 1, 2022
The amazing story is told by the historian Josephus.xxxviii When Alexander began his campaign against Phoenicia, he sent messengers to Juddua, the high priest in Jerusalem, “demanding aid from the Jews and the payment of the tribute which they used to pay to the King of Persia.”xxxix Not wanting to
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Charismatic
Sermon Central