A man went into a restaurant and ordered 2 full meals, the waitress said, “You must be hungry” He said, “no one’s for my brother,” and he pulled out of his pocket this little guy about 5 inches tall.
She said, “Is he real?”
“Sure”
“Can he walk?”
He said, “Hey Jake go get me that pack of sugar.” The little guy ran across the table and brought a packet of sugar back.
“Can he eat?”
“Sure” “hey Jake, eat one of those chips.” Jake climbed up got a chip out of
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