FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!
A little girl had been trying for months to learn the art of tying her shoes. She finally grasped the knack and was able to do it by herself. Her parents expected the child to be delighted, but were surprised by her disappointment. Her father asked why she was crying.
She sobbed, "I just learned how to tie my shoes."
He said, "That’s wonderful, Honey, but why are you crying?"
She replied,
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