A church called a special business meeting of all of its members to vote on a very heated issue. Things got out of hand so badly that one elderly woman of the congregation stood up and said, "I am so ashamed of every one of you here tonight. This is a disgrace! If Jesus knew about this......He would roll over in His grave!"
Pretty funny story with some horrible theology, but a pretty serious message-----Jesus does know what is going on in the Church.