GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS

A gallery owner tells one of his artists that heÍs got some good new and bad news. The artist asks for the good news first. "Well," he replies, "the good news is that a man came in here today asking if the price of your paintings would go up after you died. When I told him they would, he bought every single one of your paintings."

Elated, the artist asked, "What could the bad news possibly be?"

"Evidently, that man was your doctor."