COMMUNICATION PROBLEMS
A woman went to court and told the judge she wanted a divorce. "Do you have any grounds?" the judge asked.
"Just two acres," she replied.
"That's not it, lady. I mean, do you have a grudge?"
"No, we park the car in the front of the house."
Frustrated, the judge continued: "Does your husband beat you up?"
She replied, "No, I get up before he does."
"Then why do you want a divorce?" the judge queried.
"Because," she confessed, "we just don't seem to be able to communicate."