• Communication Problems

  Contributed by Curry Pikkaart on Aug 15, 2012 (message contributor)

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  Denomination: Presbyterian/Reformed

COMMUNICATION PROBLEMS

A woman went to court and told the judge she wanted a divorce. "Do you have any grounds?" the judge asked.

"Just two acres," she replied.

"That's not it, lady. I mean, do you have a grudge?"

"No, we park the car in the front of the house."

Frustrated, the judge continued: "Does your husband beat you up?"

She replied, "No, I get up before he does."

"Then why do you want a divorce?" the judge queried.

"Because," she confessed, "we just don't seem to be able to communicate."