DEAD PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
Sometimes the most basic truths of Christianity can be quite confusing. Take for instance the first time little Suzy attended a funeral service. The minister used the phrase, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust." Suzy didn't understand so she asked her grandma, who was with her, what it meant. Her grandma explained, "It means that we were made out of dust and when we die, we'll become dust again."
It all made perfect sense to Suzy until she went home that night. Walking into the living room, she screamed in horror. Her mom came running. "What's wrong Suzy?" she asked.
"There's dead people everywhere in here," she screamed.