HUSBANDS LIKE ME
Larry Moyer tells the story of a woman who woke her husband in the middle of the night, and said, "Henry, wake up. I just had this terrible nightmare. I dreamed I was at an auction for husbands. One husband brought $10,000 and others sold for sums in the millions."
That's all it took to get him awake. He asked, "Well, Honey, what were husbands like me bringing?"
She said, "That's what was so disgusting. They were taking ones like you, tying them in a bundle, and selling them
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