Sometimes newspaper editors state the obvious:
* 'If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while'.
* 'War dims hope for peace'
* 'Cold wave linked to temperatures'
* 'Child's death ruins couple's holiday'
* 'Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years'
* 'Man is fatally slain'
* 'Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say'
* Grammar often botches other headlines:
* 'Miners refuse to work after death'
* 'Milk drinkers are turning to powder'
* 'Quarter of a million Chinese live on water'
* 'Stiff opposition expected to casket-less funeral plan'
* 'Iraqi head seeks arms'