THE WISDOM OF CHILDREN
Patrick aged 10: "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
Michael aged 14: "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him."
Joel, aged 10: "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat."
Andrew aged 9: "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Polo mint."
Taylia aged 11: "When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
Armir aged 9: "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in your milk."
Mitchell aged 12: "Don't sneeze in front of your mum when you're eating a cracker."
Michael aged 14: "Never tell your mum her diet's not working."