THE WISDOM OF CHILDREN

Patrick aged 10: "Never trust a dog to watch your food."

Michael aged 14: "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him."

Joel, aged 10: "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat."

Andrew aged 9: "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Polo mint."

Taylia aged 11: "When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

Armir aged 9: "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in your milk."

Mitchell aged 12: "Don't sneeze in front of your mum when you're eating a cracker."

Michael aged 14: "Never tell your mum her diet's not working."