THE RULES OF CRICKET

* You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

* Each man that's in the side that's in - goes out,

* And when he's out - he comes in - and the next man goes in until he's - out.

* When they are all out,

* The side that's out comes in - and the side that's been in goes out

* And tries to get those coming in, - out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out:

* When a man goes out to go in,

* The men who are out try to get him out,

* And when he is out he goes in;

* And the next man in goes out and goes in.

* There are two men called umpires

* Who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

* When both sides have been in and all the men have out,

* And both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in,

* Including those who are not out,

* That is the end of the game!