LETTER OF REFERENCE
There's a story about a Jewish man;
* Who applied to work for First International Bank of Israel;
* That bank asked for a letter of recommendation;
* And the young Jewish man put down his Rabbi to be the reference.
* The Rabbi wrote, 'His father came from the distinguished 'Goldburg' family;
* His mother was from the respected 'Abraham's'.
* Further back there was a happy blend of 'Rosengurg's, Stienburg's & Levenburg's",
* In other words this young man is from good Jewish stock.
* Several days later the First International Bank of Israel,
* Sent a note to the Rabbi saying:
* The information supplied was altogether inadequate. It continued:
* "We are not contemplating using the young man for breeding purposes. Just for work."