• The Frog Future

  Contributed by Gordon Curley on Nov 18, 2010 (message contributor)

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  Denomination: Brethren

THE FROG FUTURE

A frog went to see a fortune-teller, Gazing into her crystal ball, she said to frog, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman. From the moment she sets eyes on you she will have an insatiable desire to know all about you. She will be compelled to get close to you—you’ll fascinate her."

The frog replied: "Where am I? At a singles club?"

"No!" replied the fortune-teller: "In a biology class."