HOW MOST FAIRY TALES BEGIN
There's the story of a four-year-old who tugged on her dad who had been watching political ads and begged him to stop and read her a fairy tale. Weary of watching the ads, he agreed and began reading the fairy tale. No sooner had he begun, however, than she interrupted him and asked, "Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time?'"
He responded, "No, sweetheart, most fairy tales begin with, 'And when I’m elected...'"