Humorous Quotes
Here are some final words of wisdom:
Anybody who sleeps like a baby doesn’t have one.
At my age, I’ve seen it all, heard it all, and done it all, but now, I just can’t seem to remember it all.
He who laughs last ... thinks the slowest.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
People are more strongly opposed to fur than to leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Very funny, Scotty ... now beam up my clothes!
Bill Keane, creator of the Family Circus cartoon strip tells of a time when he was penciling one of his cartoons and his son Jeffy said, "Daddy, how do you know what to draw? Bill said, "God tells me!" To which Jeffy replied, "Then why do you keep erasing parts of it?"
From a sermon by Steven Simala Grant, Laugh and Play, 6/16/2010