RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE
Sometimes we probably feel like the man whose grandchildren played a practical joke on him. Each afternoon, Grandpa would lie down for a nap. One day, the kids decided to put limburger cheese in his moustache.
Quite soon afterward, he awoke sniffing. "This room stinks," he exclaimed as he got up and went out into the kitchen. He wasn't there long before he declared, "This kitchen stinks, too."
He decided to walk outdoors for a breath of fresh air. Much to Grandpa's
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