A HEARING TEST
Here’s a test to see if you listen well…
1. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
2. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
3. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
4. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
5. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
6. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
7. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
8. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.
9. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.
10. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
11. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeet.
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