BEER INTO BREAD

There was a young boy in his school class, and his teacher was telling them how foolish the Bible is and the stories written in the Bible. In particular, she pointed out the story where Jesus turned the water into wine. She asked the boy to stand up and said, "Surely you do not believe this nonsense of Jesus turning water into wine."

He told her, "I’m not sure if Jesus turned water into wine because I was not there, but I do know that at our house He turned beer into bread. My daddy got saved and quit drinking and now we have food on our table."