A mother crab who was having a hard time teaching her young the right way to
walk went scurrying at the beach one day. Before too long, the mother crab
again chastised her son: "How many times do I have to tell you to walk
straight! Stop walking sideways! It¡¦s much more becoming to stroll forward
than walk sideways." What did the young crab say to his mother? The young
crab replied: "I will, Mother, just as soon
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