A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and brought her breakfast in bed: a nice big bowl of Fruit Loops. The they were off to the amusement park where he put her on every ride in the park.
Five hours later they staggered out of the park, her head reeling and her stomach feeling upside down. Pulling into a McDonald's, he treated her to a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, complete with popcorn, a soda, and a big box of her favorite candy, M &
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