NEVER HOME

- I was born in a hospital

- Educated in a boarding school

- Courted in a car

- Married in a church

- We eat in restaurants

- Spend our mornings playing Golf

- Spend our afternoons playing bridge at the club

- Evenings we go to movies

- When I die I'm going to be buried in a funeral home

I don't need a home; all I need is a garage!