• Go Get Your Own

  Contributed by Louis Pantelis on May 21, 2009 (message contributor)

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  Denomination: Church Of God

GO GET YOUR OWN

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come along way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

The scientist walked up to God and said "God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you; We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don’t You just go and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let’s say we have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"

But, God added, "Now we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam." The scientists said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt."