FALLING ASLEEP IN CHURCH

Please don't think I'm complaining about folks who fall asleep in church. I understand some people can’t help it. I am convinced that some people fall asleep in church during the sermon because their have a physical ailment. Some folk must have a snooze button attached at the appropriate place so that it is activated everytime the preacher says, "Please turn in your Bibles..." and sets the alarm off when the preacher says, "Please stand..."!

It doesn't really bother me when people fall asleep in church. It doesn’t even bother me if they snore during the sermon as long as it sounds like, "AHH-men"!