• Joke: Doctor: I Have Some Good News And I Have ...

  Contributed by Rev Dr Randall M Deal Sr on Mar 29, 2009 (message contributor)

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  Tags:  Death, News

  Denomination: Baptist

JOKE: Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news. Patient: What’s the good news? Doctor: The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24 hours to live. Patient: That’s the good news? What’s the bad news? Doctor: The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday!