A "POWERFUL" GROANER
One day in the middle of the woods, a hawk, a lion, and a skunk were arguing about which one was the most powerful. The hawk said it was because he could fly down and catch his dinner so quickly they could not get away.
The lion said he could run the fastest and had the bigger teeth to eat his prey with. The skunk said he was the most powerful because with one flick of his tail, he could chase them both away.
About that time, a large grizzly bear came out from the trees and ate them all; hawk, lion, and stinker.
(From a sermon by Bruce Ball, "DINNER FOR 5,000 IS SERVED" 1/15/2009)