Hypocrisy is like the 12-year-old boy who was waiting for his first orthodontist appointment and was a bit nervous. Apparently he wanted to impress the dentist. On the patient questionnaire, in the space marked "Hobbies," he had written, "Swimming, riding my bike, and flossing." That’s a humorous example of how we’re all prone to hypocrisy.
(From a sermon by Stephen Collins, "A Deadly Game")