A man, charged with stealing a turkey, appeared in court. He told the judge that his action was an answer to prayer. When the judge asked him to explain, the man said: "Well, Judge, it was the night before Thanksgiving, and I didn’t have a turkey. I prayed for the Lord to send me one. At midnight I still had no turkey. So then I prayed for the Lord to send me after a turkey. And He did!"
BALONEY! God doesn’t tell anybody to steal from someone else!
(From a sermon by Steve Shepherd, "Keep Away from the Brothers")