"EVERY MEMBER IS A SINNER"
There's a worn-out story about the preacher who was getting fired-up in his sermon. He thundered, "Every member of this church is a sinner!" When he hollered this a second time for emphasis, there was a man on the back row who had a broad smile come across his face. The preacher thought he hadn't gotten through, so he cranked up the volume and bellowed, "EACH and EVERY member of this church is a sinner deserving Hell!" Still nothing--the man smiled even bigger. So finally the preacher tried the direct approach, "Mister?
...