HE’S NO STRANGER

He’s the wisest man in the church

There’s nothing he can’t do

If you turn down your ministry

He’ll be there to do it for you.

He’s also a very faithful member

And shows up right on time

If you don’t honor your commitment

He’ll cover you every time.

He’s obviously very wealthy

The plate’s always passed his way

If you choose not to give a cent

He’ll all the expenses pay.

Who is he? You may ask,

This one with such acclaim?

Thank God he’s in every church,

“Somebody Else” is his name.

Written by Loyd Taylor