A husband and wife were preparing to have breakfast when the wife asked, "why do I always have to make the coffee?"
The husband answered, "because you’re the wife; that’s your job."
The wife replied, "well, the Bible doesn’t say it’s the women’s job to make the coffee; it’s the man’s!"
Taken aback by this, the husband demanded to see where in the Bible it states that he should be the one to make the coffee. "Well here it is," the wife replied, "Hebrews!!"