• Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like ...

  Contributed by Jim Heckman on Sep 17, 2008 (message contributor)

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Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

10: Decorating the house (with plywood).

9: Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season.

8: Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

7: Regular TV shows pre-empted for ’Specials’.

6: Family coming to stay with you.

5: Family and friends from out of state calling you.

4: Buying food you don’t normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

3: Days off from work.

2: Candles.

And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:

At some point you’re probably going to have a tree in your house