The lone Ranger and Tonto were travelling on a train. "Tonto, good
indian friend, loyal companion, would you get me a glass of
water?" Tonto goes off and returns after a few minutes with a
glass of water. "Thanks good indian pal, friend." The Lone Ranger
drinks the water. After a few moments, he turns to Tonto again
and asks, "Tonto, great indian buddy, friend, and loyal companion,
would go get me another glass of water?" Tonto goes off with the
empty glass. Almost
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