SECURITY?
What’s good about America? How about peace and security?
A lady said: Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. But both flew out the window the night I called a local pizza shop for a delivery. "I’d like to order a large pepperoni, please," I said, then gave him the address of our condominium.
"We’ll be there in about half an hour," the kid at the other end replied. "Your gate code is still 1238, right?"