A TAXING STORY
My friend was trying to teach his fifth-grade son the value of
tithing. The boy listened attentively only to say, "I still
don’t understand why you have to pay taxes."
My friend replied, "Because the Bible says we must give unto
Caesar what belongs to Caesar and unto God what belongs to
God."
His son looked puzzled. "That’s what I’m trying to tell you,
Dad. Caesar died a long time ago."
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