Jeff Foxworthy is a comedian who became famous through his “You Might Be A Redneck If …” routine. Well, I came across some “You Might Be A Preacher If …” statements.
You might be a preacher if …
· You’ve waded in a creek wearing a necktie
· You’d rather negotiate with terrorists than the church organist
· A church picnic is no picnic
· You’ve ever wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search committee
· You’ve been tempted to take up an offering at a family reunion
· You’ve ever wanted to give the soundman some feedback of your own
· You’ve ever wanted to lay hands on a deacon, and you weren’t thinking of praying for him
· Your sermons have a happy
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