I love the story about the cowboy who was riding along and came upon an Indian lying flat on the ground with his ear pressed to the earth. The Indian said, “Wait. Wagon. Two miles off. Drawn by two horses. One black. The other gray. Four people on board: man in a red flannel shirt, his wife, and two kids.”
The cowboy was impressed. He said, “It’s amazing you can tell all that just listening to the earth.”
The Indian said, “No. They ran over me thirty minutes ago. Go
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