Not long ago I was meeting a friend for breakfast at a local restaurant. Out the window I saw a lady walking across the lane of traffice in the parking lot, when a car nearly hit her. She entered the restaurant, looked at me and said, “Jesus Christ! That lady almost ran me over!”
So I said, “It’s a good thing He was watching over you.”
Then again she said it, only louder, “Jesus!”
So I nodded and said, “Exactly!”
She walked away
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