Three men were out fishing one day & caught a mermaid. The mermaid said she would grant them each a wish if they would let her go.
So the 1st man said, “make me twice as smart as I already am." The mermaid said, your wish is granted & immediately the man started quoting Shakespeare & had this extreme insight. The 2nd man said, “make be 3 times smarter than I already am." The mermaid said, your wish is granted & immediately the man started quoting all these mathematical equations & explaining physics & chemistry.
Finally, the 3rd man said, “make me 5 times smarter than I already am.” The mermaid said,
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