An atheist was out fishing in Scotland, when all of a sudden a huge Dragon type Amphibian began to emerge from the water. With snarling teeth it slithered closer to the atheist. In desperation he cried out, “Dear God, Please save me”
All of a sudden, the heavens opened and a deep voice said, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me.”
To that the atheist responded, “Give me a break, two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster either”