Senior Citizens
A group of Florida senior citizens were talking about their ailments:
• "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee."
• "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee."
• "I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."
• "My blood pressure pills make my dizzy."
• "I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old."
"Well, it’s not all bad. We should be thankful we can still drive."