A guest in a hotel in L.A. told the desk clerk he wanted to take a walking tour of the city but was terrified by all he had heard about the traffic. He asked about the safest time to venture out.
The clerk was equal to the task. He said the safest time is Sunday morning. All the Jewish folk are down in Palm Springs, the Catholics go to the Saturday night service and sleep in, and the Protestants are all in church. The guest was
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