Two men were hunting in the jungles of Africa. Fear and trembling overtook both of them as they saw their first set of lion tracks. One said to the other, “Let’s split up. You find out where he went; and I’ll find our where he came from”
Not aware he had been conned, the dummer of the hunters began following the tracks. Stumbling through the thick under brush he came face-to-face with the lion. He passed out. When he woke up, the lion was still there, on his knees praying. With great joy, the hunter leaped up and said, “Thank you, Mr. Lion, for praying for me instead of eating me.” “Shut up,” replied the lion, “I’m saying grace”