A pirate had a wooden leg, a hook on one arm, and a patch over one eye.
Someone asked him how these things happened.
He said that a whale bit off his leg,...
a crocodile had chewed off his hand,...
and a bird dropping hit him in the eye.
The other guy replied that he understood about the wooden leg having had his original bite off by a whale,...
and the hook was there to replace the hand the crocodile had chewed off,...
but a patch over the eye just because of
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