TROUBLE HEARING
One evening while we were dining in a restaurant, a waiter strode through our section asking, "Does anyone here drive a red New Yorker?" We assumed its headlights had been left on.
"Yes!" an elderly gentleman in a neighbouring booth responded emphatically.
His wife reacted instantly. "Herb! You don’t drive a red New Yorker!"
Looking chagrined, he replied, "Oh, I thought the
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